this is the best reason i’ve received to stay tf off tumblr

lovin the colorado aesthetic in connecticut tbh

there are selfies containing smoking + drugs just below this post!! cw!!!!

stoned selfies™

sausagepartyofficial:

Yeah man fuck that dude

moonqn:

#elliot’s :3 face appreciation post

lupinlupout:

I would like to personally thank God and also Jesus for my officially 100 day snap streak with @nihilistgay just in time for my 21st birthday tomorrow we got that sweet emoji bless you all 💯💯💯

💯💯💯💯
god bless

im gonna rip CU a new one if they don’t comply with my disability requests. the website says ‘intolerances’ aren’t protected by the ADA so they prob can’t excempt me from my meal plan but the law says otherwise, bitch and im gonna be the lawyer my mom always wanted me to be if shit doesn’t go my way lol

rivegauchegoth:

the other day lol

goodenoughforjazz:

i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes” and i actually counted out 6 and brought him his drink and when he saw that there was actually exactly 6 ice cubes he just stared at me for an uncomfortably long time and also he tipped me 20 dollars